you're on a rock floating in space
pretty cool huh?
some of its water
f*** it actually most of its water
I can't even get from here to there without buying a boat
it's sad
i'm sad
i miss you
how did this happen?
a long time ago
actually never (now)
nothing is nowhere
when?
never.
makes sense right?
like i said it didn't happen
nothing was never anywhere
that's why it's been everywhere
so everywhere you don't even need a where
you don't need a when
t h a t s h o w e v e r y i t g e t s
forget this
i wanna be something
go somewhere
do something
i want things to change
i want to invent time and space
and i know it's possible because everything is here
and it probably already happened
i just don't know when to start
and that's exactly when it started
wow i paused it
there's a universe now
what's it made of?
quarks and stuff
ah that's a thing
in a place
don't like it?
find a new place
in a different time
try to stick together because the world is gonna get bigger
and emptier
but it's not empty yet
it's still very full and about a kjgphillion degrees
about no seconds later
great news!
the quorks are now happily married in groups of three
called a proton or a neutron and there's something else flying around too who wants to join in but can't
because it's still to H O T
great news the protons and neutrons are now happily married to each other
(some of them even doubled up)
great news the electrons have now joined in
congratulations the world is now
a bunch of gas in space
but it's getting closer together
and it's getting closer together
and it's getting closer together
[boom]
it's a star
new sh** just got made!
some stars burn out and die
bigger stars burn out and die with passion
and makes some brand new way crazier sh**
space dust
which allows newer more interesting stars to burn in and then die and explode into
e v e n c r a z i e r s p a c e d u s t
so now stars have cool stuff around them like rocks ice and funny clouds
which can make some very interesting things
like this ball of flaming rocks for example
[boom]
holy sh** we just got hit by another ball of flaming rocks
and it kind of made a mess
which is now the moon
weather update
it's raining rocks from outer space
weather update
those rocks might have had water inside them and now there's hot steam in the sky
weather update
cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava
weather update
it's raining
severe flooding alert
the entire world is now an ocean
volcano alert
that's land
there's life in the ocean
what
something's alive in the ocean
oh cool like a plant or an animal
no
a microscopic speck it lives at the bottom of the ocean and eats chemical soup
which is served hot and fresh made from gnarly space ingredients left over from when it was raining rocks or whatever
[duplicates]
oh yeah and it can do that
[more duplicating]
it has secret instructions inside itself telling it how to build another one of itself
so that's pretty nifty I would say
tired of living at the bottom of the ocean
now you can eat sunlight
using a revolutionary technique you can convert sunlight into food
taste the sun
TBC
